Trust me

   

Dear Admission staff

            It is your lucky day! Today you get to accept my application to attend your college. I am a really creative figure. Sometimes I do this and next day do that. Some of my many accomplishments include: learning English in two months, running day and night without having a rest; and climbing Mount Everest in one day, and not to mention, in December. Soon I will be surfing with whale sharks in Alaska. I do a lot of different things: I can snowboard, skydive, run, swim, play, fly, well, maybe not fly, but still a lot of different activities. I would be really disappointed if you forgot that I was the one who taught the people of the Sahara desert how to play ice hockey. I was the one who shaped Italy in the form of a boot. I was the one who was the first human being who landed on the moon...

            Your college would be really creepy and lazy if you guys don’t accept me, and I have a feeling that no one else would apply for this college again. Trust me, I know these things.