Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Think two times when you see it

Believe it or not, my first morning when I went to the school, I was pretty scared about what my new school would look like. Does it have parking spots? Does it have a soccer field, because I love soccer? The funny thing is I was walking on the sidewalk next to the school and searching for the school, there it was right before my eyes, I found my school. I first thought it was a prison. I mean, the shape and the form of it is a national prison. Everything was closed. The lights were off and there were two cars parked outside the school. Apparently, I saw the prison guard which was just a teacher. I mean, c’mon, I would bet that if you take a picture of P.M.S.S. and go to the U.S and ask some random people walking, “Does this look like a prison?” the only answer you are going to get is in the affirmative.
 Just look at the picture  
                          
if you can't see on this picture a prison than you should go and get some new glasses.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

I, I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But, I'm trying to grow a mustache

I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say my name

So if you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it now,
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let me take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart.
But remember that, you asked for it.
For your purusing, at times confusing, possibly amusing
Introducing me

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo
La da da da
La da da da da da da da, da

I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use to the word "dude"
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
And I've never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on them
I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile (smiiile)

So if you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it now,
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let me take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart.
But remember that, you asked for it.
For your purusing, at times confusing, possibly amusing
Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time

So if you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me that shows if we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it now,
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let me take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart.
But remember that, you asked for it.
For your purusing, at times confusing, hopefully amusing
Introducing me

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo

Introducing me
About The Lyric:
“Introducing me” by “Nick Jonas” it is narrative poem. In the poem it is talking about himself introducing to a girl or someone ells. It has some examples of simile like: “Otherwise it smells like feet to me”. There are some example of personification too likes: “And I, I really like it when the moon looks likes a toenail” and not mention Alliteration “For your pursuing, at times confusing, possibly amusing”. There is some hyperbole like this: “I never trust a dog to watch my food”

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Trust me

   
Dear Admission staff

            It is your lucky day! Today you get to accept my application to attend your college. I am a really creative figure. Sometimes I do this and next day do that. Some of my many accomplishments include: learning English in two months, running day and night without having a rest; and climbing Mount Everest in one day, and not to mention, in December. Soon I will be surfing with whale sharks in Alaska. I do a lot of different things: I can snowboard, skydive, run, swim, play, fly, well, maybe not fly, but still a lot of different activities. I would be really disappointed if you forgot that I was the one who taught the people of the Sahara desert how to play ice hockey. I was the one who shaped Italy in the form of a boot. I was the one who was the first human being who landed on the moon...

            Your college would be really creepy and lazy if you guys don’t accept me, and I have a feeling that no one else would apply for this college again. Trust me, I know these things.  

Lennie

          As strong as and as big as I thought Lennie is it’s nothing compared to the character in the movie. When I watch the movie I was really shocked the character of Lennie is nothing what I thought he is going to be. Well the character did an remarkable job in performing like him but still, they could of look for a bigger character. In the first scene when I saw Lennie and George running away and hiding in the river. I truly had a very hard time to figure out which one of them is Lennie and which one of them is George. I’m not saying that I can’t see but its really hard to know which is Lennie because they almost look in the same height. That’s the only reason I didn’t like the character of Lennie.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Housband and wife



Bernard and Merry two beautiful pair of husband and wife .They marriage last year and had holidays this year never had a problem with their relationship, but one day  something happened, Bernard had two jobs but did not tell her about that.
Tuesday afternoon , Bernard just arrives in house.
“How was your day Darling,” exclaimed Merry
“It was good god dam it,” Screamed Bernard
“What happened?” asked Marry “did something happen!”
“No honestly, nothing happened but it's just not one of my best days.”
“You should take a shower” Suggested Merry
“I can’t, don’t have time for that,”
Bernard Repeated “Sorry sweetie I don’t have time to talk.”
 “Time,” whispered Merry “You never have time for me.”
Bernard never will tell her about the two jobs he had. Marry is really mad at him and went to bad room Bernard continued to read the Newspaper and television.  


Thursday, September 23, 2010

Cliche examples

George and Curley's wife watched each other eye to eye for a short time. George treys to get to his own work he had to do but could not get his eyes away from so he run away   and just said “Take it like a man. I have to buy the farm... for lennie” but on the other hand e just though about her.
Slim jumps in “Hey George”
George “Ooo Hey slim”
Gorge you think I didn’t see you what you did but keep in mind if you play with her its like playing with fire you know she is the bosses son wife. Yeah I know this Slim all I have to do is just fight fire with fire.
What on earth is wrong with me? I will make the dream we had reality he goes to the bunkhouse. At the same time as Corley’s wife comes on the house to look for George. George took her and went away from the bunkhouse, so no one can see them but Curly saw them and treys to fight George “You're dead meat you dam little bustard” take it easy Curly but Curly just hit him. Lennie hears the sound of fighting he runs and sees George in the ground. Oh look at this guy big as a house and fat as a pig and nothing in it. Lenny just don’t care and smashed  him into the wall Curly just waited why are you doing this you guys are not blood brothers but he is my best friend for that moment George forgot all about the love he had to Curley’s wife and they both Lennie and Gorge left the range and went to get the ranch.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Disappeared!!!

The people think I'm lazy guy don't do anything, just stay at home and do nothing but they are "WRONG".


Thy might think I'm at home so they don’t know my true identity I can be invisible like a ghost. I chose this power because I can go and work for the police as a spy. Spy the people where thy buy the drugs or everything else. I could go where ever I want without paying for it just jump in the plane without paying. It’s a helpful power for police and the FBI. One day in the class last block, no one new that I have that power. I was I the class and the class was boring usually I enjoy them but this one was so boring I slept in the table. In sleep I could not control my power so I made my self disappear and every one was just staring at my table with open eyes and open mouth saying he “Disappeared!!!”

They quick called the police but they looked every where could not find me. When I woke up all the school was shut down for this thing but I somehow saw a open window and went away from it. Went home had something to eat and done. Next day in the school every one was happy to see me